We are not saying that Batman must surely have piles of failed Robins hidden away in the Batcave. But, if I was Commissioner Gordon, I would definitely take a look behind the walls and under the floorboards of Wayne Manor. I have a hard time buying that every sidekick he took on was successful. That Wayne Cemetery has a lot of headstones to be a family plot, Bruce! Caleb had a great tag on this comic that I love, “the Metropolis Orphanage”, slays me. This idea that the B-man is going to Superman’s city to ‘trial and error’ orphans to be his protege. It’s a dick move, Batman, a real dick move.