This week Caleb returns from having the plague, and after missing out Nick fills him in on the week that has past.  Is most shameful thing about the week off, the TV consumed, or Nick’s confession about liking Kanye West’s music.  Caleb reveals that he has been tracking his television watching on trakt.tv but no one cares.  While off Caleb goes to a work convention in Florida, and is amazed at how much they are similar to nerd cons.  Nick let Caleb know that he missed the big news on the Batdick front, and they discuss how the rest of the DC comic universe needs to start ‘measuring up’.

Batdick

Oh come on let him touch it!

 

Outro

Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars

Released: 1992
Genre:Rock
Lyrics

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere
(You know we could just go up the and hang out)
(Like open the fridge and stuff and, girl, there’d be foods laid out for us)
(With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm)
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
(Can you blame them? Yeah)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
(And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
(That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I’d be rich

 

 

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