Treehouse Of Horror – Issue 31

TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: Broadcasting from inside the Treehouse of Horror.  The conversation gets spooky for the cowardice crew of Red Six To Golden Corral as they take a peek into the perilous world of Horror Games. Tremble! As the fate of the haunted polar expedition ship, Boaty McBoatface, is revealed! Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago

Chicks With Flicks – Issue 30

CHICKS WITH FLICKS: Issue 30 of Red Six to Golden Corral can only mean one thing, invasion. It’s a tale of swashbuckling adventure as the crew of Red Six try to thwart the plans of the Chicks With Flicks podcast from hijacking the show! Friends turn dire enemies and then Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago

Where have all the cheat codes gone~~

Hello Wanderer!   Earlier this week, from the comfort of the couch, my wife proclaimed that I was a cheater. Not that I was participating in any form of marital infidelity but rather that since I was using a Final Fantasy 6 "walk through", I was in fact, cheating. Lightning quick I came to the defense of my bruised ego and tried to justify my actions by claiming that I only used the performance enhancing game-faq to help plan my course in the game. This tool, I explained, wasn't being used to make the game easier but rather just to help minimize time spent needlessly exploring parts of the map trying to find where the story continued next. I am a goddamn liar. I have used the Game-Faq to tell me where the secret rooms are, how to prepare for the harder dungeons and much more. I have a history of cheating at video games. (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago

Tales From The Sarlacc Strike Back!

Hello Friend, The first month of 2016 is almost over and I have been completely shit about my New Year's resolution to write more blogs.  Though I have procrastinated through the first few weeks, it is my endeavor to write a blog post every Sunday. I make the declaration and hope you will hold me to it as procrastination is with out a doubt my strongest talent behind eating bagel bites, which I happily do at a meta-human level. (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago

The Anticipation Will Break You

This week we saw the release of the new Star Wars movie and even though I have been watching the apex-wallet-predator make it's "O" face for the last year, I am still excited! [caption id="attachment_1971" align="aligncenter" width="445"]tumblr_mqqcflhhzR1s45uyfo1_500 I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.[/caption] (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago

Star Wars Battlefront 3: A New Dope

Ho, Wanderer! Hear my tale! This weekend I spent some republic credits on the new Star Wars Battlefront from Electronic Arts.  It was hard to break the chemical and psychological hold Fallout 4 had over me but the Force is strong. The Beta last month had whetted my appetite like Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago

Fallout 4 As Long As You Can

Hail Adventurer! So begins another tale from the Sarlacc! Over the weekend I was finally able to put the finish on Metal Gear Solid V:TPP.  The ending had some twists and unexpected changes to the entire timeline of the Metal Gear mythology. I really enjoyed my time spent with MGS5 Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago

Snakes, It Had To Be Snakes.

Greetings adventurer! This is Nick! The other guys made a terrible mistake and allowed me to write an extremely subjective blog for the website! Tales From The Sarlacc is going to be a weekly blog for the site.  Will it be good? Oh, Odin of course it won’t!  It will Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago